(This journal entry isn't mirrored, because.... well it's a bit shit really)

Hello again readers. As you may recall, earlier this week I shared with you a despicable tale of thievery and deceit ('Roomy B' stealing my toiletries and other items) and my subsequent retaliatory actions (leaving a note in my empty tub of margarine).

^{The journal may or may not have also contained detail about the number of pubes in the bath plug hole which might or might not have grossed some people out, but back to the matter in hand....}

Understandably the deviantART community was deeply effected by the tale.

One deviant, by the name of !Alfa-to-Omega was so moved by my account he felt compelled to post a link in my journal 100 times. Shock effects individuals in some quite different and disturbing ways, people.

However! It is my pleasure to announce that my little anecdote has a positive ending! Not long after my posting the journal, the flatmate in question - or Roomy B - as we have come to affectionately know him - approached me with a brand new tube of Colgate Whitening and an apology. The tube was inscribed with a poorly scribbled message of thanks and presented with the smile of a roomy who was pleased to be atoning for the past. I thought this was a touching and sweet gesture (Roomy B is a good chap)..... but it doesn't exactly make up for months of using my shit because you can't be arsed to buy your own.... but let sleeping dogs lie, eh



<sub>This week I recommend:
1. lolcats
2. 'Street View' in Google Maps
3. 80s hip hop

This week I do not recommend:
1. Being gassed by your own central heating
2. Shopping



April</sub>